My Twitter account has been changed

I have been locked out of my Twitter account since last summer. Now, given all the bad things I’ve said about Twitter in the past, you would be forgiven for asking, “And why would you care?” But the thing is there’s a part of me that fears I may be missing out on something big (as opposed to the emperor’s new clothes) so I’m capitulating and opening a third account that I hope to be able to continue to access.

I’m moving all my activity over there. Please join me if you are so inclined.